Pontifications, a traditionalist Anglican blog, has an irenic suggestion to ease the woes of both modernist Roman Catholic clergymen and the hierarchy of the Episcopal Church of the United States of America. The former need a more welcoming home, the latter a corps of committed clerical supporters. Talk about a match made in, if you’ll pardon the expression, Heaven.
If you are a Catholic priest who really does not believe what the Catholic Church authoritatively teaches … I’ve got just the right sect for you. There will be lots of clergy openings in the next few years. Good salaries, good benefits, earlier retirement than in the RCC, and a pretty good pension plan—and as long as you are not married, you can sleep with just about anyone or anything you like (parishioners of all ages, though, are always off-bounds—sorry). No more apologizing about contraception. No more conscience-wrestling about divorce and remarriage. Women priests? No problema. And don’t tell me that deep in your heart you haven’t wanted to bless the union of a gay couple! Our churches are much more attractive and our liturgies are so much superior to what you are used to. Trust me. It may be initially difficult for you to get used to beautiful ritual … but you will adapt! And think how much better you will feel about yourself. After all, you will be hanging out with a more up-scale, better educated class of folk. And contemplate how liberating it will be not wasting all that energy constantly fighting the Man in Rome. Here in the Episcopal Church you will be free to believe and teach the religion of your enlightened choice. You will enjoy a freedom of faith beyond your imagining.
You will find that life under the authority of our inclusive bishops is a painless affair, unless of course you happen to be one of those dinosaurs who still believe in a divine revelation once given to the saints. As the infamous Connecticut Six are now discovering, underneath the carefully pressed purple shirt of every inclusive bishop is a true Spirit-led prelate who is eager to crush underfoot all hard-hearted, Spirit-quenching reactionaries who refuse to follow the infallible magisterium of the GeneralConvention. . . .
So stop waiting for God to reform the Catholic Church. She long ago abandoned the Pope and has lighted upon the Episcopal Church in glory and grace.
The writer means that as satire, but I think that the point is a good one. I can understand why a priest would remain attached to the Church of Rome if he believed that it descends in the right line from St. Peter and holds the keys to the Kingdom, even though the current hierarchy might seem to him unsatisfactory. But why does a modernist, for whom Tradition is nothing and St. Peter a long-dead, semi-legendary Jew, stick with a Church in which Cardinal Ratzinger is a serious contender for supreme leadership? Leftover sentiment from one’s childhood is all very well, but there ought to be limits.
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