Via Cronaca, always a delightful source of curious information, I learn that Canada (oops – CANADA) is taking the war seriously with “heightened security measures”. As summarized by our own Postal Service:
All postal items (except postcards) that do not display the complete name and address of both the sender and the recipient – in roman letters (A, B, C) and Arabic numerals (1, 2, 3) – are being denied entry intoCanada. . . .
According to Canadian officials, this action is pursuant to the Canada Customs Act and reflects heightened security measures.
Accordingly, addresses to recipients in Canada should be printed in ink or typewritten in capital letters, and the last line of the address must show only the country name, written in full, and in capital letters. When a Canadian postal delivery zone number is included in the address, mailing requirements allow that number to appear as the last line of theaddress. . . .
Canadian Customs offices report a backlog of incoming postal items containing incomplete or inaccurate information. According to Canadian officials, these items eventually [sic] will be returned to their points of origin for correction by the sender as soon as practical.
So, if Osama bin-Laden mails anthrax spores to Canada CANADA and wants to slip them through the ace Canadian Customs Service, he will have to provide a full return address in ALL CAPS, and we can then nail him. Brilliant thinking, Mr. Premier!
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