If yesterday had been April Fools’ Day rather than Thanksgiving, I would find this story (via Little Green Footballs) more believable. Paul Hellyer, who was Canada’s Minister of Defence way back when Canada had an army, navy and air force, came close to succeeding Lester Pearson as Liberal Party leader and has since pursued a – let’s call it “colorful” – political career, is afraid that the Bush Administration’s next target won’t be Syria, Iran or North Korea but beneficent extraterrestrials.
A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics – relations with“ETs.” . . .
Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: “UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head.”
Mr. Hellyer went on to say, “I’m so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something.”
Hellyer revealed, “The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop.”
Hellyer warned, “The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, “The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide.”
Hellyer’s speech ended with a standing ovation. He said, “The time has come to lift the veil of secrecy, and let the truth emerge, so there can be a real and informed debate, about one of the most important problems facing our planet today.”
Oddly enough, Canadian Senators responded to a request that they “schedule public hearings on the Canadian Exopolitics Initiative, so that witnesses such as the Hon. Paul Hellyer, and Canadian-connected high level military-intelligence, NORAD-connected, scientific, and governmental witnesses facilitated by the Disclosure Project and by the Toronto Exopolitics Symposium can present compelling evidence, testimony, and Public Policy recommendations” with regrets that they “could not hold hearings on ETs in 2005, because of their already crowded schedule”.
Far be it from me to doubt that the exponents of the Canadian Exopolitics Initiative are correct about the existence of UFO’s. (Indeed, the sky is full of flying objects that I can’t identify.) They are, however, naive in their assumption that President Bush and his cabal of neoconservative conspirators plan to go to war with the ET’s. Contact between solar systems is, after all, the next extension of globalization, which Mr. Hellyer has condemned as the plotting of an “evil empire”. Isn’t it likely that the aliens, globalists par excellence, are even now engaged in secret talks with Rumsfeld, Vulfovitz et al., aimed at furnishing America with the technology to tighten the fascist grip of the New World Order? Those Jews could be anywhere, you know, including the next galaxy.
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