Is it real –
To eradicate “corruption,” leading theorists of campaign-finance reform, such as Ohio State University law professor (and former Ohio state solicitor) Edward Foley, Loyola law prof Richard Hasen, and radical redistributionist philosopher Ronald Dworkin, want to replace privately financed campaigns with a system in which government would guarantee “equal dollars per voter,” as Foley puts it, perhaps by giving all Americans the same number of political “coupons,” which they could then redeem on the political activities of their choice. This superpowerful government would ban all other political expenditures and require all political groups to get operating licenses from it, with stiff criminal penalties for violators. The experts have even started calling for draconian media restrictions to achieve their egalitarian aims. In Foley’s view, the chilling of speech is “the necessary price we must pay in order to have an electoral system that guarantees equal opportunity for all.”
Or is it Scrappleface?
(2006-01-18) — Democrat National Committee Chairman Howard Dean today unveiled a four-point plan to rid Congress of the “Republican culture of corruption” by creating a “level playing field” for all citizens regardless of economicclass. . . .
Mr. Dean said the measure, dubbed the Honest Open Government act includes the following provisions:
– Establishment of a $12 billion political influence fund, financed through a progressive usage tax on heat, light, oxygen and friction.
– Means testing to determine which citizens cannot already afford to make influential political contributions
– Regular distribution of Influence Stamps to all entitled citizens.
– Redemption of Influence Stamps at any Congressional office in exchange for personal or political favors.
I prefer the Scrappleface version myself.
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