Today I received an e-mail from a friend with the encouraging subject line, “You’ve Been Right All Along!” I wish it had gone on to say that she has come to realize that Barack Obama is as well fitted for the Presidency as Winnie-the-Pooh, but the topic was computers and their peculiarities. As background, you need to know that last Thursday she placed an order for a new laptop, to replace the one that she bought in 2002. Alas, she forgot that loose lips sink chips.
All this time you have told me that computers are sentient and we have to be careful what we say around them, and I didn’t believe you. Obviously I should have listened.
Sometime since Friday morning my current laptop developed a fatal flaw either in the power cord, converter, or the socket where said cord is inserted. The battery is about 2/3 gone, and when it dies I will no longer be able to access the laptop.
I have no idea what is on there that I really want to save. [My son] is tied up in a big online game this afternoon, but he’s promised that he will help me figure out how to most efficiently get information off the hard drive while the battery still has some power.
I pass this anecdote along lest any of my readers fall into the trap of regarding their own cybernetic companions as mere inanimate objects.
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