Let me, as Presidents Nixon and Obama would say, be clear: Were it within my power, I would not outlaw metric football. Laissez dormir, as the French say.
Nonetheless, is this pastime, consisting of equal parts running, kicking and fouling, supposed to be a sport? The two notionally best teams in the world have just met, and, so far as I can tell from the accounts (Tim Blair has the most amusing I’ve seen), two stratagems dominated their match:
- If an opponent is in a good position to score, foul him.
- If you want a chance to score yourself, fall down and play act being fouled.
Between champions, these tactics produced a scoreless tie for 116 minutes, until a stroke of luck yielded a goal for Spain. It would have been simpler – and just as competitive – to have the captains call coin tosses until one got it wrong. Even the pro-soccer Telegraph declared everything preceding the winning goal “atrocious” and described the first half as “essentially end-to end-fouls”.
No doubt, soccer is a fine game for school children: low costs, lots of exercise, and a chance for unathletic kids to compete without being able to hurt their side too disastrously. But whose silly notion was it to elevate this playground romp to the status of a professional sport? We might as well have pro leagues for Four-Square and Tetherball!
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Posted by: Death Race | Monday, April 25, 2011 at 09:21 PM
Professional Four-square: http://www.squarefour.org/node/292
However, professional tetherball does not exist: http://www.google.com/search?q=professional+tetherball
Posted by: Anthony | Thursday, August 19, 2010 at 05:08 PM