Jeffrey Blehar,
National Review’s correspondent at the Democratic National Convention, wandered into a listless anti-Jew protest and came upon
something out of the run-of-the-mill:
As I departed the thicket of quiet protesters, I strolled over to an American-flag tent set up on the outskirts of the crowd. I was feeling a mite low-energy myself after listening to all that cheerless sloganeering, and something written on the side of the tent grabbed my eye, printed in all caps: “LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE FOR PRESIDENT 2024.” I couldn’t help but chuckle — heck I feel the same way myself after all, albeit for very different reasons. I told the guy standing underneath the tent that I wished he’d had a poster of that slogan; I’d pay for that.
And then he introduced himself, whipping out his driver’s license to show me: His name is
literally Literally Anybody Else — he changed it in March of this year — and yes, that’s right, he is running for president. He came here because he figured it was as good a place as any to fish for votes. You have to at least respect the hustle; I don’t even know what his platform is, but he may have gotten mine today on principle alone.
Candidate Else’s web site is
here.
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