Here are the opening paragraphs of this morning’s begging letter from the Harris-Walz campaign:
Edward, do you remember how you felt the day after Donald Trump was elected?
I do. It was election night for me as well.
It was incredibly bittersweet. When I took the stage for my acceptance speech – to represent California in the Senate – I tore up my notes. I just said, “We will fight.”
Then I went home and I sat on the couch with a family-sized bag of nacho Doritos. I did not share one chip with anybody. Not even Doug. I just watched the TV with utter shock and dismay.
Here, incidentally, is the text of newly elected Senator Harris’s actual word-salad victory speech, delivered on Tuesday evening, November 8, 2016, well before the outcome of the Presidential race was known. She did indeed talk a lot about “fighting”. Then, by her own account, she went home and, when she learned that Hillary Clinton would not become President, fought a bag of Doritos.
Yeah, there’s a fighter: React to disappointment by gobbling junk food. That’s the brat our country needs to stand up to Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping and the Iranian mullahs and the other villains who have grabbed more and more of the world stage during the Biden-Harris years.
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